For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

[Drivingscot]

taken from best of craiglist

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking £500 or trade for 1984 model.

[alski183]

i'll swap you for my 66 model

[dwdw]

I'll trade my 47 model and $50!
Thanks
dwdw

[live22]

lol thanks im not interested.

[weeketty]

Haha, great advert

[oscar]

Sounds great.

[Tiercel]

Sounds like it would cost more than it's worth to have it restored. Even if spares were available, it's impossible to return them to their former condition. Once they get to a certain age, it's more economical to trade them in (or just dump them on a quiet backroad) & get a more recent model. It's amazing what options are available nowadays & for a modest outlay there're are some real bargains on the market. But you have to be prepared to shop around. Don't just take the first one that comes on offer & don't be afraid to ask for extra's. There are some realy good consumer oriented magazines that give you an idea of what's available within your budget.

[neither]

One careful owner?

[nmicra]

can't see if it says it has ever been serviced regular

[Drivingscot]

full service histoy inc from first few years but then dwindles off to whenever im motivated (drunk enough)